Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Mormons, and Scientologists.

I wanted too clarify a recent facebook post I made about how bizarre both of these religions are, considering on facebook you can't type whole paragraphs of facts too support your opinion. Now I also want too point out that I am not attacking anyone, I don't care what you believe in. This is just a list of facts. If I was making shit up, then I'd expect you too be mad, but since religious people can't be reasoned with, I think it's safe to say someone will throw a fit anyway. Here we go.

Facts about the Mormon belief system:
1. They believe your Church is wrong, your Christian creeds are an abomination to God, and your pastor or Priest is a hireling of Satan.
2. Those who have been through their temples are wearing secret underwear to protect themselves from "evil." This "evil" includes non - Mormons like you.
3.Women receive salvation only through their Mormon husbands, and must remain pregnant for all eternity.
4. They intend to be gods themselves some day, and are helping to earn their exaltation to godhood by talking to you.
5. Males intend to have many wives in heaven, carrying on multiple sex relations throughout eternity, until they have enough children to populate their own earth, so they can be "Heavenly Father" over their own planet!
6.  Virgin Mary really wasn't a virgin at all but had sex relations with their heavenly father to produce the Mormon version of Jesus Christ.
7. The "heavenly father" they ask you to pray to with them, is really an exalted man that lives on a planet near the star base Kolob, and is not the Heavenly Father of the Bible at all.
8. There are over one hundred divisions in Mormonism. They conveniently "forget" this while criticizing the many denominations within the body of Christ.
 9. The Book of Mormon has no maps is because there is not one scrap of archaeological evidence to support it!
10. Before 1978 they considered the Negro race inferior, and even one drop of Negro blood prevented a person from entering their priesthood.
 11. they expect Christ to return to their temple in Missouri (where they believe the Garden of Eden is) , but they haven't built the temple He 's supposed to return to, because they don't own the property. It is owned by the "Temple Lot Mormons" who have plans of their own, and won't let the Salt Lake City group buy it.
12. Joseph Smith taught that there were inhabitants on the moon, and Brigham Young taught there were inhabitants on the sun as well!
13. Native Americans were actually Jews, stranded on the Americas, for which Jesus Christ himself visited.

Scientology Facts:
1. The Church believe that an intergalactic overlord called Xenu, who presided over 78 planets, over 78 trillion years ago, and brought the overpopulated masses from the other planets to”The Prison Planet” Earth (called TeeGeeAk) where he bombed them with Hydrogen bombs, after trapping them in volcanoes.


Seriously? I'm not even going to put anymore Scientology facts. That one is enough.


*EDIT* Forgot too cite my sources:
The Book of Mormon
The Book of Scientology

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